One of my favourite parts of Trainspotting.
Conversation between Rents and Spud:
(Rents) Yir one ay the best, man. Remember that. That’s not the drink n drugs talkin, that’s me talkin. It’s jist thit ye git called aw the poofs under the sun if ye tell other guys how yr feel aboot them if yir no wrecked…
Ah slaps his back, n it’s likesay ah want tae tell him the same, but it would sound, likesay, ah wis jist sayin it cause he sais it tae me first. Ah sais it anywey though.